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Jennifer: Never had to pee so bad in my life!
Ok so yesterday we went on a day trip to Cambridge.. its like an ivy league college town.. anyway, it was like a 2ish hour bus ride... so we spend the whole day there, and then before we leave, we get some hot chocolate.. then when I get to the bus, I drink the rest of my water bottle... so about 30 minutes into the ride home, I have to pee SO bad. We still have like an hour and a half at least until we get back. I knew right then that I was screwed. So I just try to ignore it. I put in my ipod and close my eyes.. An HOUR goes past and I'm like in the worst pain of my life. But I didn't want to like make the whole bus have to pull over for me, so I was in the biggest pickle. I tried SO hard to ignore it and wait, but I started to get hot. I strip down my jackets and scarves and sweaters. I took off my boots. Then I unbuttoned my pants because they were pushing on my bladder. (I had silky thermals under my pants.. this becomes important later in the story) So I'm sitting there with my eyes closed just trying to relax. I was RACKING my brain trying to come up with some way that I can pee. I have an empty waterbottle I could use, but I was afraid I would fill it up and still have more pee. I have a plastic sack I can use, but what was I supposed to do with it after I peed? I honestly considered just peeing my pants and then washing my clothes when we got home, but I didn't want to get pee on the seat. So FINALLY I lean to the girls in front of me, and I'm like "how much longer of a drive do we have, I'm gonna pee my pants.. pass it on" So they pass it to the front of the bus and it gets passed back that we have 20 to 25 minutes left. So I'm like "ok, i'll try and hold it.." Then right after, I look out the window, and we are bumper to bumper in this traffic jam! I wanted to die! I start freaking out, looking around, standing up and sitting back down.. Then I'm like "is there a garbage can up there, i HAVE to pee in it!!" No one said anything.. finally, it was DEAD silent in the bus and I stand up and shout "GET ME OFF THIS BUS!" So the professors talk to the bus driver and convince him to pull over and let me off, and then I would take the subway the rest of the way home... my friend Megan was gonna come with me. So before I know it, the bus is pulled over and everyone is shouting at me to hurry and get off.. Mind you, my pants were un buttoned, my shoes were off, and my clothes were strewn about. I throw on my shoes and grab all my clothes and I'm waddling off the bus trying to keep my pants on.. they were sliding down because my silky thermals were like slick! So me and Megan run off the bus and I run into this pizza place and I'm like "DO YOU HAVE A RESTROOM?" the lady just looks at me, so I'm like shouting "BATHROOM, BATHROOM" she keeps staring, so I'm like "DO YOU HAVE A TOILET??" and she shakes her head no, so I run back out and I'm like holding myself.. In the mean time, Megan is standing outside laughing her butt off, and the bus with all my classmates were just driving off. So I start running down the street, trying to hold up my pants and carry all my stuff and I'm shouting at ever person that walks past "TOILET, WHERES THE TOILET?" and people are getting all frantic like "its over there, its over there!" So we are running and all I hear is Megan laughing so hard, and its making me laugh so hard so we come to a stop and we are both crouched down holding our crotches (she had to pee too) in the middle of some street. We have NO idea where we are. We are laughing SO hard and I'm like "Megan, I'm peeing!!" and she's like "NO dont pee!!" So we sprint down the street.. I BUST into this little shop and these 4 Italian men are standing there, and I'm like TOOOIIILLLLEEETTTT!!!!" And they freak out and they're like "yeah! yeah! back here!!" so I go pushing through the place and they lead me into this back room.. through this tiny closet.. I'm like tripping over buckets and boxes and I burst through the room just in time! I peed for like a year. Then I came out, and the men were like staring at me.. So we rush out of the place and we are standing on the street with NO idea where we were! Like the bus literally came to a hault, we jumped out, and it took off. So we walk around FOREVER and finally find a subway to get home.. I've never had to pee so bad in my life!!
MIZLADY/CARTOON BUSINESS LADY CHARACTER TRYING TO HOLD IT IN, BUT HAS TO GO PEE
Description: Royalty-free illustration and clipart illustration of MizLady/Cartoon business lady cartoon character jumping with a stressed out expression because she has to go pee and she's trying to hold it in.
MizLady is having a business that is 45 miles away from her home in Springfield, Illinois, and usually, she is having a great morning. However, this day, it isn't as good as usual; MizLady has woken up late (8:58 am) instead of her usual wake up time (7:11 am), and now she has to skip going to the bathroom and makeup just to rush to her business. In the middle of the ride to her work, she has the urge to pee, but there're no bathrooms in her bus. So now after she gets off the bus she rushes to the bathroom, but at the same time, she has to meet the boss. Poor girl has been holding it for so long. She can either continue to wait for risk of being yelled at just to have a go to the bathroom or try again after her meeting.
Sono 2-3 lezioni che ho iniziato a galoppare per 10 minuti circa prima di uscire dal campo.. perciò non sono ancora brava e capace :D Però quando smonto le gambe mi fanno un male tremendo (soprattutto interno cosce-inguine) , credo sia una cosa normalissima e di questo non mi preoccupo. A casa, ovviamente ho necessità di andare in bagno, ma appena inizio a fare 'pipì' mi brucia tutta la parte intima. La prima volta mi è uscito anche poco poco sangue. E' normale anche questo? devo fare una specie di callo lì? Avevo pensato di mettermi un assorbente grosso da notte per proteggere un po'. Sbaglio?
Rispondete rapidamente, domani ho lezione!
Tutte le volte che monto infatti,ma non solo col galoppo, anzi, forse di più col trotto quando batto la sella, lì mi fa un male cane.
Io ho provato mettendo l'assorbente ma ti assicuro che la situazione non cambia di molto...e quando arrivo a casa e faccio la pipì mi brucia sempre tanto e sono tutta gonfia.
Ho sentito parlare di una crema intima che vendono in farmacia fatta apposta per sport come l'equitazione e il ciclismo che dovrebbe eliminare questo problema...ora andrò ad informarti poi semmai ti faccio sapere :)
Holding my pee is like having sex i get this relly nice feeling spread all over my body and think sexual thoughts. I think its masturbation but when i try to finger myself i dont fell a thing and i have never had sex before. When i put big things up my vagina it hurts. The only way i feel sexual is when i hold my Pee. Sometimes after i do it for the whole day ill have rushes of needing to pee and sometimes ill wet myself.
when i was in school, usually the first thing i did when i got home was go to the bathroom.
i never really had to pee until about half hour til school ended. dont know how, but i didnt. plus school bathrooms were horrible.
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I guess you can't have it all when you are incontinent.