giovedì 25 giugno 2015

Scappa la pipì 2. Pipì addosso. Storie di pipì 2.










Pipì addosso mentre è in fila per il bagno



Pipì addosso davanti alla porta di casa



L'immagine può contenere: una o più persone e sMS
Kate Moss ubriaca sta per pisciarsi addosso
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Jennifer: Never had to pee so bad in my life!

Ok so yesterday we went on a day trip to Cambridge.. its like an ivy league college town.. anyway, it was like a 2ish hour bus ride... so we spend the whole day there, and then before we leave, we get some hot chocolate.. then when I get to the bus, I drink the rest of my water bottle... so about 30 minutes into the ride home, I have to pee SO bad. We still have like an hour and a half at least until we get back. I knew right then that I was screwed. So I just try to ignore it. I put in my ipod and close my eyes.. An HOUR goes past and I'm like in the worst pain of my life. But I didn't want to like make the whole bus have to pull over for me, so I was in the biggest pickle. I tried SO hard to ignore it and wait, but I started to get hot. I strip down my jackets and scarves and sweaters. I took off my boots. Then I unbuttoned my pants because they were pushing on my bladder. (I had silky thermals under my pants.. this becomes important later in the story) So I'm sitting there with my eyes closed just trying to relax. I was RACKING my brain trying to come up with some way that I can pee. I have an empty waterbottle I could use, but I was afraid I would fill it up and still have more pee. I have a plastic sack I can use, but what was I supposed to do with it after I peed? I honestly considered just peeing my pants and then washing my clothes when we got home, but I didn't want to get pee on the seat. So FINALLY I lean to the girls in front of me, and I'm like "how much longer of a drive do we have, I'm gonna pee my pants.. pass it on" So they pass it to the front of the bus and it gets passed back that we have 20 to 25 minutes left. So I'm like "ok, i'll try and hold it.." Then right after, I look out the window, and we are bumper to bumper in this traffic jam! I wanted to die! I start freaking out, looking around, standing up and sitting back down.. Then I'm like "is there a garbage can up there, i HAVE to pee in it!!" No one said anything.. finally, it was DEAD silent in the bus and I stand up and shout "GET ME OFF THIS BUS!" So the professors talk to the bus driver and convince him to pull over and let me off, and then I would take the subway the rest of the way home... my friend Megan was gonna come with me. So before I know it, the bus is pulled over and everyone is shouting at me to hurry and get off.. Mind you, my pants were un buttoned, my shoes were off, and my clothes were strewn about. I throw on my shoes and grab all my clothes and I'm waddling off the bus trying to keep my pants on.. they were sliding down because my silky thermals were like slick! So me and Megan run off the bus and I run into this pizza place and I'm like "DO YOU HAVE A RESTROOM?" the lady just looks at me, so I'm like shouting "BATHROOM, BATHROOM" she keeps staring, so I'm like "DO YOU HAVE A TOILET??" and she shakes her head no, so I run back out and I'm like holding myself.. In the mean time, Megan is standing outside laughing her butt off, and the bus with all my classmates were just driving off. So I start running down the street, trying to hold up my pants and carry all my stuff and I'm shouting at ever person that walks past "TOILET, WHERES THE TOILET?" and people are getting all frantic like "its over there, its over there!" So we are running and all I hear is Megan laughing so hard, and its making me laugh so hard so we come to a stop and we are both crouched down holding our crotches (she had to pee too) in the middle of some street. We have NO idea where we are. We are laughing SO hard and I'm like "Megan, I'm peeing!!" and she's like "NO dont pee!!" So we sprint down the street.. I BUST into this little shop and these 4 Italian men are standing there, and I'm like TOOOIIILLLLEEETTTT!!!!" And they freak out and they're like "yeah! yeah! back here!!" so I go pushing through the place and they lead me into this back room.. through this tiny closet.. I'm like tripping over buckets and boxes and I burst through the room just in time! I peed for like a year. Then I came out, and the men were like staring at me.. So we rush out of the place and we are standing on the street with NO idea where we were! Like the bus literally came to a hault, we jumped out, and it took off. So we walk around FOREVER and finally find a subway to get home.. I've never had to pee so bad in my life!!



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MIZLADY/CARTOON BUSINESS LADY CHARACTER TRYING TO HOLD IT IN, BUT HAS TO GO PEE
Description: Royalty-free illustration and clipart illustration of MizLady/Cartoon business lady cartoon character jumping with a stressed out expression because she has to go pee and she's trying to hold it in.



MizLady is having a business that is 45 miles away from her home in Springfield, Illinois, and usually, she is having a great morning.  However, this day, it isn't as good as usual; MizLady has woken up late (8:58 am) instead of her usual wake up time (7:11 am), and now she has to skip going to the bathroom and makeup just to rush to her business.  In the middle of the ride to her work, she has the urge to pee, but there're no bathrooms in her bus. So now after she gets off the bus she rushes to the bathroom, but at the same time, she has to meet the boss.  Poor girl has been holding it for so long. She can either continue to wait for risk of being yelled at just to have a go to the bathroom or try again after her meeting.


MizLady needs to pee by Mysteriouus
Testimonianze

  zazà dice:
aggressiva, nè mi sembra di chiudermi, forse non sono tanto forti ma a volte temo che siano più profonde e subdole.......
Sempre a proposito di pipì, mi è evidente che lì in seduta non riesco mai ad esprimere tutta l'intensità emotiva che mi appartiene perchè puntualmente dopo devo fare la pipì!
a qualcuna accade?!
in realtà anche io faccio sempre tanta pipì e quando arrivo da lei, prima della seduta , devo sempre andare in bagno anche se magari ci sono andata solo mezz'ora prima.
negli ultimi mesi però ho notato un cambiamento: devo fare pipì anche dopo la seduta !! alle volte mi trattengo e la faccio direttamente quando arrivo a casa, ma certe volte è praticamente impossibile trattenerla !! un po' mi scoccia perchè mi sembra di fare la figura dell'incontinete, ma che ci devo fare..... :unknw:

l galoppo mi fa male ?!?!?!?!?!?
Ciao!
Sono 2-3 lezioni che ho iniziato a galoppare per 10 minuti circa prima di uscire dal campo.. perciò non sono ancora brava e capace :D Però quando smonto le gambe mi fanno un male tremendo (soprattutto interno cosce-inguine) , credo sia una cosa normalissima e di questo non mi preoccupo. A casa, ovviamente ho necessità di andare in bagno, ma appena inizio a fare 'pipì' mi brucia tutta la parte intima. La prima volta mi è uscito anche poco poco sangue. E' normale anche questo? devo fare una specie di callo lì? Avevo pensato di mettermi un assorbente grosso da notte per proteggere un po'. Sbaglio?
Rispondete rapidamente, domani ho lezione! 

Guarda ho il tuo stesso IDENTICO problema :)
Tutte le volte che monto infatti,ma non solo col galoppo, anzi, forse di più col trotto quando batto la sella, lì mi fa un male cane.
Io ho provato mettendo l'assorbente ma ti assicuro che la situazione non cambia di molto...e quando arrivo a casa e faccio la pipì mi brucia sempre tanto e sono tutta gonfia.
Ho sentito parlare di una crema intima che vendono in farmacia fatta apposta per sport come l'equitazione e il ciclismo che dovrebbe eliminare questo problema...ora andrò ad informarti poi semmai ti faccio sapere :)
Baci

Stella.
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ciao sn una ragazza di 18 anni e da quest' estate ho 1 strana senzazione... tipo qnd devi fare pipì e trattieni all'ultimo, mi accade involontariamente, trattenendo mi sale una senzazione di piacere fino alla pancia... non capisco.. è normale?

Urine Luck: Woman Who Pees 30 Times a Day Tries Pee-Proof Panties

Holding my pee is like having sex i get this relly nice feeling spread all over my body  and think sexual thoughts. I think its masturbation but when i try to finger myself i dont fell a thing and i have never had sex before. When i put big things up my vagina it hurts. The only way i feel sexual is when i hold my Pee. Sometimes after i do it for the whole day ill have rushes of needing to pee and sometimes ill wet myself.

when i was in school, usually the first thing i did when i got home was go to the bathroom.
i never really had to pee until about half hour til school ended. dont know how, but i didnt. plus school bathrooms were horrible.


Urine Luck: Woman Who Pees 30 Times a Day Tries Pee-Proof Panties


Incontinence is not a daily issue for me, but I've had enough accidents in my life to warrant intervention—at our college graduation, I peed in my friend's grandmother's romper (which she let me borrow on the condition that I not pee in it) and subsequently had to be tested for diabetes. The incident happened in large part due to the polyuria I developed as a recovering bulimic and caffeine abuser, and it basically means I produce and pass a lot of urine. Polyuria can be a symptom of diabetes, but it also occurs simply from drinking too much caffeine or alcohol, both of which are diuretics. I am still a recovering bulimic, and have been advised to follow a rehydrating plan requiring at least 2-3 liters of water a day—caffeine intake being a large consideration. Additionally, I take spironolactone, a medication that was originally prescribed as a diuretic for high blood pressure back in the 80s, for hormonal acne. When I am properly hydrated, I have to pee anywhere from 15–30 times a day.
According to a nutritionist I saw at the age of 15, the adjustment period of having to pee a gallon of water every five minutes during rehydration can last anywhere from "a few weeks" to "forever" depending on how long you abuse diuretics. Since I continue to abuse them by drinking coffee every day, I regularly experience bladder leaks, which sometimes compound into full-fledged peeing. So when I recently discovered that the much-discussed "period panty" company THINX had also developed underwear for bladder leaks, I was perhaps way too eager to try them.
Unlike the period panties, THINX's Icon "pee-proof" underwear are not advertised on the subway. They seem to be marketed primarily towards young, active moms and women possibly approaching menopause; the product description claims to keep you dry and "fresh as rosé" even after laughing, jumping, skipping, and sneezing all day long. The website doesn't address the issue of leaks caused by absurdly frequent urination, but I figured that I probably leak around the same amount of pee from consciously exploiting my urinary tract as anyone who spends the day laughing, jumping, skipping, and sneezing with their three-year-old. A normal day for me consists of sitting at a desk for eight hours while drinking my daily required two Nalgene bottles' worth of water, plus whatever other liquids I might consume in a day: seltzer, a few cups of coffee or a latte, and, yes, occasionally even a glass of rosé. I am not willing to give up any of these liquid vices, despite my already-compromised urinary tract, so I accept that I have to pee a lot. It's just not always convenient or possible.
I guess you can't have it all when you are incontinent.
I had the Icon undies delivered to my office, as I had done previously with the period panties. Unlike that of the period panties, which features uterus prints and ice cream cones all over the mailing envelope, Icon's packaging is ambiguous. I decided to change into the underwear immediately, since I was going to see a play later that night and knew peeing would be an issue. A few weeks earlier, I had seen a play after drinking one cocktail and a glass of water; it was a one-woman show with no intermission, and I was seated in the back corner of theater on the inside of a very tight row with no foreseeable escape. The show ran for a little over an hour, and I had already peed substantially in my pants when it ended. As soon as the audience stopped clapping, I sprinted ahead of the stampede to the one existing toilet in the theater.
I was a little disappointed to find that the bikini cut I ordered was unflattering. I expected them to look the same on me as they did on the fit, fun moms from the website, but they are tighter than what I'm used to and made my ass cheeks pucker and flare out, resulting in bad panty lines. I guess you can't have everything the way you want it. The underwear themselves looked chic and sleek on the outside, though, and came in a pleasing heather blue. Once they were on, I can most accurately compare the feel to a soft swimsuit with a panty liner in it. The lining on the inside is not as seamless as it appears on the website (online, you only see the outside of the panties), but again, I guess you can't have it all when you are incontinent.
Before the play, I met my friend at a small Thai restaurant near the theater, where we only had time for drinks and spring rolls. Drinking on a near-empty stomach is never a good idea for me or my bladder, but I ordered a Mai Thai anyway. Even though I don't drink much anymore (because when I do, I pee my pants), I felt that the underwear gave me a little extra security, so I drank the whole Mai Thai and some water. We didn't have time to use the bathroom before the show and were informed upon arriving at the theater that it ran for 85 minutes with no intermission. Great, I thought, and then, Whateverat least I'm wearing this underwear. Five minutes into the show, I already had to use the bathroom; again I was trapped in a tight row and didn't want to disrupt anyone. I crossed my legs in a way that made my entire pelvis numb in an attempt not to feel my bladder pulsing for the entire show.
After 85 minutes, my bladder was exploding, but the panties remained dry. Miraculously, the underwear withstood several "little leaks" and "tinkles" during the play, and it was nice to ride home on the subway in dry clothes. On the A train, I prayed gratefully to the THINX ads frolicking above me, hoping that someday the company would start advertising their pee panties prominently, too. I have since worn them out several times with mostly favorable results; apparently they aren't designed to withstand a full-bladder release, but nothing ever is.

Mi scappa la pipì. Mi sto facendo la pipì addosso.

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Ho bevuto troppo e mi scappa la pipì.

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O del tipo: "mi sto facendo la pipì addosso".

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Non ne posso proprio più, io la faccio qui.




Ahhhhhhhhhhh, che bella pisciata liberatoria!


Sembra che stia facendo la pipì in piedi

simon ekrelius:
Direi che questa posa la si può definire: estasi da liberazione della vescica 
http://www.vogue.com/fashion-shows/resort-2017/fendi/slideshow/collection:
Posizione: sono in un bagno pubblico e non voglio toccare la tazza, per cui faccio pipì stando con le gambe semi-reclinate



Chiara Feragni sembra chiedere al fofografo: "Quand'è che finiamo che mi scappa la pipì da tre ore e devo snapchattare il mio spazzolino da denti?"
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Posa del tipo: "Se fossi un maschio la farei contro il muro"
ADEAM Fall 2016 Ready-to-Wear Fashion Show:
Sempre una variante nel tema: pisciata liberatoria stando in piedi
Fendi Resort 2017 Fashion Show:

Isabel Marant Resort 2017 Collection Photos - Vogue:

Fendi Resort 2017:



Faccia minacciosa e gambe divaricate: "Se non mi fai entrare in bagno la faccio qui"

A.W.A.K.E. Resort 2017 Fashion Show:

Qui invece abbiamo la posa: pipì stando accovacciata dietro un cespuglio





Ancora Chiara Ferragni



Amy Adams







Sotto, posizione: opssssssssssssss me la sto facendo nelle mutande

Fendi Resort 2017 Fashion Show:

Kendall Jenner peeing her pants

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La salopette può causare incidenti di questo tipo



Posizione: ombreggiatura perfetta



Testimonianze:

 l'altra sera che ero tornata appena a casa da lavoro,non facevo pipì da diverse ore e mi scappava tantissimo...lui è venuto a casa mia x farmi una sorpresa e appena mi ha visto ha iniziato a baciarmi con passione perchè voleva fare l'amore...
allora io gli ho detto "ti prego fammi fare pipì non ce la faccio più!" ma lui mi ha detto che con la vescica piena per una donna è più facile raggiungere l'orgasmo... io non ci credevo, ma è vero... è una cosa pazzesca, provate per credere!

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Uryelle Dimailig for Atlas Magazine:

Uryelle Dimailig for Atlas Magazine:

L'immagine può contenere: 1 persona, persona seduta e spazio al chiuso

E' scientificamente provato che non appena superiamo la porta di casa o entriamo nel bagno...la vescica decide che ormai non serva più trattenerla!

L'immagine può contenere: una o più persone, persone in piedi e sMS